Poor Life Choices

Lyrics

You said I’m lazy like it’s a bad thing
But I been working all week
Filled the cooler, hung the hammock
And cut the grass underneath
Poked holes in the garden hose
To mist out the summertime heat
Loaded up the smoker
With twenty pounds of meat

Even God
Took a nap on Sunday
Bet he would
Cut me some slack
It takes a lot of effort
To look this lazy
Drop what you’re doing
Come relax

Cuz it’s a Sunday Funday
Forget about Monday
Chill pill filling out your
Tan in the sun day
No dishes done day
Make your wishes come day
Lie down, recline, worry’s got a none day
I know, I can, drive you, crazy
But baby, maybe
Today you can be lazy like me

California’s finest rolled up on the patio
Nashville sound coming out of the stereo
All I need to to do is carry those
Tired legs to me
Kiddie pool foot bath,
Good jokes, big laugh
Play your ukulele while I
Blend us up a fresh batch
Promise my lazy ass will be the one
Taking trash to the street

Cuz it’s a Sunday Funday
Forget about Monday
Chill pill filling out your
Tan in the sun day
No dishes done day
Make your wishes come day
Lie down, recline, worry’s got a none day
I know, I can, drive you, crazy
But baby, maybe
Today you can be lazy like me

(Solo)

And our phones don’t have to do
Anything but play some tunes
Honey all I need
Is to be lazy with
Be lazy with you

Cuz it’s a Sunday Funday
Forget about Monday
Chill pill filling out your
Tan in the sun day
No dishes done day
Make your wishes come day
Lie down, recline, worry’s got a none babe
I know, I can, drive you, crazy
But baby, maybe
Today you can be lazy like me