Poor Life Choices

Lyrics

She’s a tube top terror
With fake blond hair
And too much money to spend
He’s a body building bouncer
And when he gets around her
They’re a match made in heaven

Oh for every weirdo under the sun, and
Every broken hearted fool that claims
They’re done with love
There is somebody
Somebody out there
Somebody out there for everyone

He’s type-A time-bomb
Working all night long
Desperately in need of a break
She’s a free flow flower child
Found a way to make him smile
First kiss felt like fate

Oh for every weirdo under the sun, and
Every broken hearted fool that claims
They’re done with love
There is somebody
Somebody out there
Somebody out there for everyone

The bearded lady found the dog face boy
The con artist found the real McCoy
The drunkard found a wench at the renaissance fair
The cowboy found a city slicker
The arborist found an apple picker
The captain found a first mate and now they sail everywhere

Oh for every weirdo under the sun, and
Every broken hearted fool that claims
They’re done with love
There is somebody
Somebody out there
Somebody out there for everyone